SOAPS

Wang Wash Soap

Wang Wash Soap

Twig & Berries

Improve your Johnson’s curbside appeal by keeping it magnificently clean.  No matter how low they hang, your dangly bits are in good hands. Using only essential oils, organic botanicals and nourishing vitamins, you can now keep your trouser snake, king of the jungle, feeling fresh and smelling great without the use of nose blinding chemical fragrances. Enjoy glorious grooming for your gargantuan gonzo with ball busting ingredients that will leave you feeling like a sexual stallion, ready for action.

Keep your wiener cleaner with our top notch soaps for your albino cave dweller or giant tanned banana.

Ingredients: Rain Water, coconut oil, cocoa butter, Shea butter, avocado butter, Vitamin E,  Juniper, patchouli, cypress, eucalyptus and sandalwood essential oil.

$5.99

Shave Soap

Shave Soap

Peppermint and Clay

Turn your manscaping dreams into a reality, no matter what face, back or treasure trail style you have in mind. Using organic peppermint oil, spearmint and bentonite clay, your shave will be close and smooth; putting a special Pep in your step instead of a hitch in your giddy-up.

Ingredients: Rain Water, coconut oil, cocoa butter, Shea butter, avocado butter, Vitamin E, bentonite clay, spearmint and peppermint essential oils.

 

$5.99

Hairy Palms Hand Soap

Hairy Palms Hand Soap

Lemon and Lemongrass

Our hand soaps are designed to clean dirt, oil, grime and shame. Luckily, no one but you will know where your hands have been or the origins of your cutaneous conditions.

Ingredients: Rain Water, coconut oil, cocoa butter, Shea butter, avocado butter, Vitamin E, Lemon and Lemongrass essential oil.

$5.99

Exfoliating Soap

Butt Scratcher

 Chocolate and Coffee

Give your hand a rest and let this invigorating, coffee exfoliating bar soap do the butt scratching for you. Scrub away toxins, dead skin cells, bacteria, dirt and other crap allowing your skin to be rid of stage 4 skin clingers. Designed to meet the standards of hard working men, this bar uses real coffee grounds and cocoa butter to shed your old scaly self and reveal the fresh beast within. Purr like a walrus after all your itches are scratched.

*Take caution when cleaning your back door, as coffee grounds can be aggressive on delicate skin.

Ingredients: Rain Water, coconut oil, cocoa butter, Shea butter, avocado butter, Vitamin E, coffee grounds and coffee essential oil, cocoa absolute.

$5.99

Baldylocks scalp Soap

Baldylocks Scalp Soap

Beer and Honey

Using body washes, commercial soaps or shampoos on a cue ball can leave your skull skin feeling dry and itchy. Our Baldylocks scalp soap helps you maintain healthy-looking, hydrated skin with a blend of conditioning and moisturizing ingredients for a luxurious scalp defying experience that will make your head feel “Juuuuust right”.

Ingredients: Rain Water, coconut oil, cocoa butter, Shea butter, avocado butter, Vitamin E, local craft beer, Ontario honey, phthalate free fragrance.

$5.99

moroccan soap

All-In-One Bar Soap

Moroccan Spices & Amber

 

This head-to-toe soap is a cleanser for all your washing needs; shampoo, body bar, shave and lather. For your dirty mind and morals, made with Moroccan spices to give your skin an exotic and mysterious edge.  Baste yourself in this blend of cinnamon, clove, saffron, black pepper, ginger, turmeric and amber for an ancient aphrodisiac experience.

Ingredients:  Local beeswax, olive oil, hemp butter, cocoa butter, Shea butter, coconut oil, vitamin E, cinnamon, clove, saffron, black pepper, ginger, turmeric and amber essential oils.

$5.99

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