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Mustache Wax

Vanilla & Sarsaparilla

Twirl that sassy man mustache while you hatch your golden brain eggs.

Ingredients: Beeswax, Cocoa Butter, Oat Butter, Vitamin E, Coconut Oil, Hemp Butter, Sarsaparilla root, spearmint and vanilla essential oils

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Wang Wash Soap

Twig & Berries

Improve your Johnson’s curbside appeal by keeping it magnificently clean.  No matter how low they hang, your dangly bits are in good hands. Using only essential oils, organic botanicals and nourishing vitamins, you can now keep your trouser snake, king of the jungle, feeling fresh and smelling great without the use of nose blinding chemical fragrances. Enjoy glorious grooming for your gargantuan gonzo with ball busting ingredients that will leave you feeling like a sexual stallion, ready for action.

Keep your wiener cleaner with our top notch soaps for your albino cave dweller or giant tanned banana.

Ingredients: Rain Water, coconut oil, cocoa butter, Shea butter, avocado butter, Vitamin E,  Juniper, patchouli, cypress, eucalyptus and sandalwood essential oil.

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Lucky Sock Hand Salve

 Orange and Licorice

Up your grooming game and say ‘goodbye’ to scaly fingers, bloody cracked knuckles and dry, chapped hands. Rejuvenate your ham holders with cocoa butter, avocado oil, vitamin E, Shea and locally sourced beeswax. Busy hands are happy hands.

Ingredients: Local beeswax, avocado butter, cocoa butter, Shea butter, coconut oil, oat butter, vitamin E, orange and anise essential oil.

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Laundry Detergent Bucket

Tame your wild man musk and stink of the day with our balls to the walls clean laundry detergent. This abrasive acting, dirt crushing, grease fighting detergent is PH balanced for all skin types with unwavering stain removing power for the relentless filth attracting fellow.

This 10lb Bucket will yield 180/360 Loads of laundry cleaning excellence.

Clean as F*ck!

Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate, Sodium Percarbonate, Sodium Carbonate, Salt, Rosemary Extract, Saponified Canola and Coconut oil, Sorbitol, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Vegetable Glycerine, Phthalate Free fragrances, Essential Oils, Plant extracts and Absolutes.


*For industrial stains requiring the use of powerful magic spells and the hammer of Thor, use our Dirty Dick’s Dirt stick.

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Butt Scratcher

 Chocolate and Coffee

Give your hand a rest and let this invigorating, coffee exfoliating bar soap do the butt scratching for you. Scrub away toxins, dead skin cells, bacteria, dirt and other crap allowing your skin to be rid of stage 4 skin clingers. Designed to meet the standards of hard working men, this bar uses real coffee grounds and cocoa butter to shed your old scaly self and reveal the fresh beast within. Purr like a walrus after all your itches are scratched.

*Take caution when cleaning your back door, as coffee grounds can be aggressive on delicate skin.

Ingredients: Rain Water, coconut oil, cocoa butter, Shea butter, avocado butter, Vitamin E, coffee grounds and coffee essential oil, cocoa absolute.

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Beard Balm

Tobacco Flower and Cognac

Your beard deserves the best. Our Beard Balm doubles as hydrating as well as a styling agent. Enjoy feeling well-groomed and being the master of your woolly face bristles.

Ingredients: Beeswax, Cocoa Butter, Oat Butter, Vitamin E, Coconut Oil, Hemp Butter, Essential Oils & phthalate free fragrances.

 

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All-In-One Bar Soap

Moroccan Spices & Amber

 

This head-to-toe soap is a cleanser for all your washing needs; shampoo, body bar, shave and lather. For your dirty mind and morals, made with Moroccan spices to give your skin an exotic and mysterious edge.  Baste yourself in this blend of cinnamon, clove, saffron, black pepper, ginger, turmeric and amber for an ancient aphrodisiac experience.

Ingredients:  Local beeswax, olive oil, hemp butter, cocoa butter, Shea butter, coconut oil, vitamin E, cinnamon, clove, saffron, black pepper, ginger, turmeric and amber essential oils.

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Shave Soap

Peppermint and Clay

Turn your manscaping dreams into a reality, no matter what face, back or treasure trail style you have in mind. Using organic peppermint oil, spearmint and bentonite clay, your shave will be close and smooth; putting a special Pep in your step instead of a hitch in your giddy-up.

Ingredients: Rain Water, coconut oil, cocoa butter, Shea butter, avocado butter, Vitamin E, bentonite clay, spearmint and peppermint essential oils.

 

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Wool Dryer Balls

Prepare to have softer clothes, less static, faster dry time and wrinkle crushing power. Made with 100% New Zealand Wool, the balls tumble around in the dryer, pushing your clothing away from each other, absorbing water and making your clothes smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy.

For smell good laundry, pair with our dryer ball scenting oils.

By reducing the time it takes to dry, your dryer won’t run as long-saving you some cashola on your electricity bill. Booyah.

Your new dryer balls come in a ball sack of 4.

Guaranteed to last 3 years or 1000 laundry loads; exchange your thin dryer sheets for a new pair of solid balls! Made with 100% real sheep wool from New Zealand, where they treat their sheep better than most humans could ever hope for on the planet.

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